punchlines

(vice ganda sa isang department store, nagsusukat siya ng sapatos)
Vice Ganda:size  7 nga please
Saleslady: Para kanino po?
Vice Ganda: para saken, pero kung gusto mo iregalo ko na sayo.

(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. 

(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang…

Vice Ganda: Alam mo ang daming nagsasabi sa akin, sabi niya, ‘kayo ni gladys, away kayo ng away di ako magtataka baka magkatuluyan kayo ni gladys’ 
sabi ko, ‘buti nalang may asawa na si gladys at di niya iiwan yung asawa niya, kasi kung dalaga pa ‘to si gladys, liligawan ko talaga ‘to noh. ..Hello? 
Vhong Navarro: Ano ba nakita mong katangian na maganda kay gladys? 
Vice Ganda: Pag ito naging girlfriend ko, pag nagdate kami, tipid to..
..kasi kiddie meal lang to.

“Hindi ka itataas ng iba kung pilit mong ibinababa ang sarili mo ”
—Vice Ganda. :)

vice ganda binara si villar
villar: nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
vice: bakit ka maliligo dyan kung may ilog namang malinis?!
villar: nakakain ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada?
vice: porket bang nasa gitna na mahirap na?! eh pano kapag drive thru??
villar: nakatulog ka na ba sa maliit na silya?
vice: bakit ka matutulog sa maliit na silya kung pwede namang humiga sa sahig??!


 vice binara si binay
binay: (proud)Ganito kami sa Makati !
vice: Eh panu yan tiga cavite ako?! ano yan dadayo pa ko sa makati?!

Vice ganda: gladys te tara punta tayo swimming pool
gladys: bakit lalangoy tayo?
vice: hindi hindi mangwiwingwit tayo
 

Vice: Manong bayad po
manong: ilan to
vice: manong may nakikita ka bang hindi ko nakikita? mag isa lang ako,
cge manong sagot na kita nakakahiya naman diba jeep mo to eh.

vice ganda: manong para!
manong: bababa kana?
vice: hindi! hindi duon naman ako sa harap mas presko!!!
para nga diba!!
 

vice: manong bababa na ko!!!
manong: sa tabi lang?
vice: hindi sa gitna para masagasaan ako para patay na ko

vice lamay ng tatay nya
vice: (humahagolgol)
frend:(umakbay) ui okay ka lang?
vice: ee letse! e kung patayin ko kaya tatay mo gud luck naman sayo!
 

vice: miss may size pa ba kayo dito maliit eh?!
miss: para sa inyo ba?
vice: hindi para sayo nakakahiya naman diba ipag shoshopping na kita.

doc: ang init mo?! may lagnat ka?
vice: wala wala kakakulo ko lang takpan mo baka mapanis
vice: (nilalagnat na ng sobra)
doc: oh bakit nanginginig ka?may trangkaso ka?
vice: manok ako dati ee normal lang to may mais ba kayo jan?.

vice naging teacher
vice: (galit) okay class get one whole sheet of paper
students: sir may quiz?!
vice; wala cge puntin nyo gawin nating 1/2 sunod buuin nyo ulit 1 whole ulit letse!!

vice nasa store
vice: ay miss bayaran ko na toh
miss: ay bilhin nyo po?
vice:(Naasar) hindi iiwan ko lang dito para makuha ng iba.




 
vice kakatapos lang kumaen sa isang restaurant
waiter: bill po?!
vice: hindi picturan mo ko?!




vice: walang panget depende sa katabi kaya lagi kang dumikit sa akin :))

vice: pa order nga ng black coffee nyo?
crew: black coffee po?
vice: hindi blue marunong kayo gumawa ng blue?!
vice:(naiirita) pakidalian ah malalate na kasi ako?!
crew: ngayon na po ba?
vice: hindi bukas try natin bukas ah ngayon nga diba?
 

time check : 1:15 am

need to hit the ZZZZZ.

cause I am the most beautiful girl in HIS eyes.

IKING's

sinasabi niya sa akin kungbakit, paano at kung hanggang kailan niya ako mamahalin.

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sinasabi niya sa akin kungbakit, paano at kung hanggang kailan niya ako mamahalin.   

kapag may mahal na akong iba. wag na wag mo akong tatanungin kung mahal pa kita.

Hindi ako katulad mong gago magmahal!

I want to see you work for it. I’m tired of just seeing myself do all the work. I want to know that everything I’m doing is actually worth something.

Girls, just because your boyfriend is friends with other girls doesn’t mean he will replace you. I understand that some of us might get a little bit more jealous, but still…he had friends before you and your boyfriend got together. Just because you two got together doesn’t mean you can just cut him out of his friend’s life. I can’t stand girls who make such a big deal when it comes to friends. It pisses me off when they make such a big deal about their boyfriends staying in contact with other friends that are girls. Girl, shut the fuck up. You’re not the only person in his life. He had friends before your relationship came into the picture. You can’t cut that cycle out of his life. Shut the hell up and shove your complaints back up your ass because he isn’t doing anything to you. If you don’t trust him enough, why bother being with him? Things are gonna go nowhere if you don’t have trust with one another. Trust. Vice versa.

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FACT

When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl, it activates the production of OXYTOCIN from the brain which enables the girl to trust the person who is hugging her.

Kukuha ng litrato, ipopost sa Facebook, tapos lalait-laitin ang sarili nila sa caption nung litrato. Hindi naman siguro sila naghahanap ng atensyon nyan ‘noh? Sorry kung may taong tamaan ah. But doing such act makes you look like a douchebag.

she's so fake!~ if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "MADE IN CHINA".

TAMPO
INIS
GALIT
SELOS

mga bagay na lagi kong nagagawa, patawad na. MAHAL lang talaga kita.

eh bakit namimiss kita..

so un na nga. di kami nagkita buong araw. nakakamiss din pala. I don't even know kung nakapglaro siya sa court today cause nakatulog ako dahil sa kadahilanang maaga akong nagising para mag Jogging sa marikina sports complex. at ang pinakamasaklap sa lahat NO TEXT FROM HIM AT ALL :'( AWW~ namimiss na kaya kitang gagoooow ka!!!

newly diplayed picture

so un na nga...

naalala ko lang bigla habang nagwawalis ako ng buo naming kabahayan kanina ung dahilan kung bakit nauwi sa hiwalayan ang relasyon ng boypren ko sa lintek at malandi niyang "EX".

ayon sa pagkakakwento ng aking nobyo marami daw siyang nababalitaan na lagi daw itong may katext na iba. At ang pinakamasaklap pa ay makita niyang may kasama at kalandian pa. WOAH.

at para kumpirmahin ang aking narinig tinignan ko ang kanyang litrato at nanigurado akong baka naman na may ipagmamalaki.

so un na nga, HAHAHAHHAHH!! isang malakas na halakhak lamang ang lumabas sa aking mga labi. jusme teh~ WAG KANG CHOOSY KUNG DI KA NAMAN YUMMY.

un na nga un. may itsura naman siya, un nga lang masagwa. WAGAS NANAMAN ANG AKING KASAMAAN. after ko ginawa ang aking exotic research, kinompronta ko ang aking nobyo....


AKO: minsan ba sa buhay mo nawalan ka na ng pag-asa?
SIYA: di naman, bakit?
AKO: base kasi sayong nakaraan mukang naubusan ka na ng dahilan para lumaban.
SIYA: gaga ka~ pogi ka kasi.
AKO: anebenemen. di naman. konti lang.
SIYA: weh. I love you~~~
AKO: wehyourface! I loveyou too.

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maldita tip:

kapag sinabihan ka ng ganito:
akala mo ang ganda ganda mo.


ito ang tamang sagot:
" ABA! ABA! kumpara sayo, TALAGANG OO!~"

excuse me karibal, dadaan si original. diyan ka muna sa kanal hahalik lang ako kay mahal.

I've got three words for you mahal:

PUTANG INA MO!~

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sige~ tulog ka na. wag kang mag-alala bukas MAHAL PA RIN KITA!

ang paborito kong equation:

the value of X is ZERO.
in other words.
WALA NANG KWENTA!~~

ingat ka.ha? (TANGA KA PA NAMAN) >:DD

di ko man masabi araw-araw..

pero ma,
I LOVE YOU.
sagad-sagad.
apaw-apaw.

BAKIT MAY MGA TAONG AYAW KA MAWALA PERO HINDI KA NAMAN KAYANG ALAGAAN NG TAMA?

ang sakit ng nag-promise siya pero nasira dahil galit siya.

kung parati kang lilingon sa malungkot mong nakaraan, paano mo mararating ang hinahanap mongkaligayahan.

masakit isipin na tayo ay nabubuhay sa mundo kung saan ang pisikal na kaanyuan ay isang malaking pamantayan.

KAYA K KAYANG MAHALIN NG PRIDE MO KATULAD NG PAGMAMAHAL KO SAYO.

akala ko binibigyan ako ng pagkakataon para mabuhay, ang katotohanan pala ay inalisan ako ng pagkakataon para mamatay.

sana nakatahi na lang ang kamay natin sa isa't isa para kung may bumitaw man paniguradong pareho tayoong masasaktan.

I never wanted someone to love me for a lifetime, I only wanted someone who’ll desperately love me and “Only Me” while he’s mine.

Kung nakahanap siya ng paraan para iwanan ka, kaya mo rin gumawa ng paraan para magsisi siya.

ANO ANG LOVE?

un ay ung nagtext siya. tapos nagpaload ka bigla.

so, love nga kita leche ka~

Ang pagmamahal sa taong may mahal nang iba ..

ay parang pagsabit sa jeep. Alam mong bawal pero ginagawa mo pa rin dahil alam mong exciting ang byahe. At umaasa ka na sa gitna nito ay aalis din yung taong nasa loob at ikaw ang makakaupo. Pero hindi mo ba naisip, Kapag nakaupo ka na, maaaring may sumabit ding iba. At ikaw ay magaya sa na unang bumaba. Luhaan at nag-iisa.

Kung nasasaktan ka dahil hindi nya maparamdam sayo na mahal ka nya, mas nasasaktan naman sya nung mga panahong di nya maramdaman na sa kanya ka.

DON'TS OF A BOYFRIEND

#1. DON’T MAKE HINALA TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Baka naman mawala lang siya ng second sa paningin mo ay pag-isipan mo na agad siya na pagtataksilan ka niya at awayin mo na siya agad. Don’t do that, kasi pwede ka namang magtanong ng maayos sa kanya. Diba?

katotohanan.

Walang saysay ang pagdating ng tamang tao. Kung wala naman kayo sa tamang sitwayon.

Wasak.

GIRL: Alam mo, para kang password?


BOY: Bakit?

GIRL: Di kasi kita pwedeng kalimutan..

BOY: (kinilig)

GIRL: ..pero pwedeng pwede kitang palitan.

Blog to express, not to impress.

"Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful, if it’s bad, it’s an experience."

I’ve spent my nights thinking too much about you.

I’m so stupid. I’m so pathetic.

I need a quit.
This is pointless.

lahat naman ng bagay dito sa mundo madadaan sa magandang usapan.

What I look forward to every night.

Your call.




ay joke.
 
 
SLEEP!~

I wish someone was afraid of losing me for once.

It doesn’t take much to remind me of things. Sometimes it’s pretty bad considering that some of the memories can hurt. But then again, it can be good. Y’know, remembering the good times.

Minsan, gusto kong maging cold sa’yo para naman tanungin mo ako kung may tampo ako sa’yo.

Ang pagiging mag-MU? Magulong Usapan, Mahabang Usapan, Malabong Usapan at Malibog na Ugnayan. Thank you nalang.

Guys who still carry your bags, open doors, pull out chairs, respect your parents and still call you beautiful. They have a name, Gentlemen.

Ang binabalikan lang, yung iniwan. Hindi yung nang-iiwan.

When someone’s worth it.

•You are willing to stop flirting with other people to prove it to them.


•You are willing to stay up late even if you’re really sleepy and tired.

•You instantly “miss” them as soon as you guys get off the phone.

•You start to think about the future with them and you just can’t help but smile.

When someones “worth it”, don’t let them get away.

WANT!~

okies. looks like US :">
kilig much
parang KAMI lang
pa-mura nga
joke lang
love kaya kita +> JRBARREDO ♥

Kaya kong ishare sa'yo ang favorite food ko, pero never ko ipapatikim sa'yo ang taong mahal ko.

Nagseselos ako kasi yun ang dapat.

pa-kiss nga

tadaaah!~ . My new display picture!.

I need to list down my priorities. I need to learn which one I should focus more on and which one I should focus on less. I need to learn how to discipline myself. No matter how hard things are, I need to get on with it and make the right choices. No matter how much it will hurt, I need to set things aside that aren’t necessary in my life right now.




Who knew setting your priorities would be this hard? It’s not all about what I want. It’s about what I need and that’s why it’s so hard to set them straight. I have to motivate myself and separate the necessities in life from the things I want.



Let me try again and see where this goes this time.

detachment.

It’s difficult, restraining yourself from getting too attached to a person. In the end, you’ll get hurt and sulk to why things didn’t work out, how things could have been different, and what you should do in order to get this obis feeling from the core of you chest, away..




To be honest, detachment is simply a process; In due’s time, you’ll know what I mean. You won’t spontaneously wake up in the morning with that dandy feeling after enduring a nights worth of tears and heat ache— it doesn’t work that way.



It takes time.

No matter how blank our minds were during the day, thoughts will always flood our mind at night before we sleep.




It’s the state when our head is all calm and the time when it wants to reminisce.



At least that’s how it is for me.

ang selos ay nagsisimula sa isang ELO.

fuck you for doing this to me. clapclap

just look what you did to my eyes, you bastard. fuck you for making me cry!
I never thought you did this to me. sobrang saya pa nga natin nung isang araw diba?

alam mo ung P*UTANG INA? ito un eh. BV much. I hate you. kung di pa kita iiyakan di mo marerealize na nakakasakit ka na. All the time pinapakita ko na kaya ko, na masaya ako pero di lahat nagtatagal. di ko na kinaya boy. You were thinking that I'm just playing with you? P*UTANG INA talaga. Andito na ako sa istasyon ng buhay ko na SERYOSO na ako eh. Puta, tas sasasbihin mong nakikipaglaro ako. PINAPAKITID MO UTAK MO BOY! BE A MAN!!!.


I have to admit it, OO sinusuyo mo ulit ako then what? balik ulit tayo sa ganito? ha?
I do appreciate your effort this morning but that doesn't mean na sapat na un para makalimutan ko lahat. And yes to tell you frankly, I still love you. sobra pa nga eh. sinabi ko lang ung mga bagay na dapat mong malaman para ka naman matauhan.


nakakaranas man tayo ng problema sa ngayon,
pinapatibay lang nito ang ating relasyon.

I won't give you up.
we'll never ever give this thing up.
we will not let this things ruin us, our love, our everything.

Eh pano kung mahal mo na? Syempre. C’career-in mo pagiging tanga.

“Dapat wala ka nang pakialam. Kasi the fact na nagagalit ka pa, ibig sabihin may pagmamahal pa.”

I love talking to you before I go to bed because then I fall asleep with a smile.

You've got to get up every morning with determination, if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.

ipagpalit na sa dota. wag lang sa ibang babae.

utang na loob!

windang much

Oo ako na nagulat!. So un na nga biglang nagtext ang pinakamamahal kong nobyo ng I love you.
Nagulat ako sa aking nabasa sapagkat ngayon na lang naulit ang "scenario" na ito (ang makatanggap nagnakakawindang at nakakakilig na text mula sa kanya, nangyari lang kasi ito nung sinusuyo pa niya ako).
Shit ka! kinikilig akaya ako. So un na nga habang ginagawa ko itong post na to ay kasalukuyang topic namin ay "KASAL" you heard me right, gusto na daw niyang mag-asawa. Well, boy to tell you frankly di biro ang pag-aasawa. There are alot of things to consider di lang dahil sigurado na tayo sa isa't-isa. First, we have to consider others too especially my family. Boy di pa tayo legal sa pamilya ko though tanggap at kilala na ako ng angkan mo di pa din sapat un. Second, the both of us should be financially stable first ayokong mamatay sa gutom ung future baby ko. At kung iisa isahin ko pa lahat ng rason eh baka talagang uumagahin na ako dito. DI NAMAN SA AYAW KO MAGPAKASAL SAYO PERO MARAMI TALAGA DAPAT TAYONG ISAALANG ALANG. sabi nga nila...

"ang pagaasawa ay di isang kanin na isusubo mo at pag napaso ka ay libreng-libre mong iluwa"

diba?

open-minded ka naman diba?
mahal kasi kita kaya lahat pinaplano ko muna. Para din naman satin un eh. Sorry na. I love you!

Sadyang may mga taong pinakikibagayan mo na, hindi parin tlga marunong makisama..

I really hate the moment when for just a second you smile at me, I fall all over again.

Ayoko sa lahat, kaiinggitan ako tapos sisirain ako tapos biglang gagayahin ako.

Nakakapagod kaya magtiis. At maghintay. Tapos sa dulo, wala ka pa mapapalang maganda. Masasaktan ka lang.

There's nothing more attractive than a guy being loyal to his girl.

Without you, tomorrow wouldn't be worth the wait and yesterday wouldn't be worth remembering. So I'm going to keep remembering and I'm going to keep waiting.

You don't even deserve a third chance

But then again, like they say, third times a charm.

Sinabi niya bang mag-expect ka? Sabi niya lang gusto ka niya.

you make me fall even harder, more than what I've expected.

sige lang IKING gawin mo lang yan. letche ka I love you ga-zillion times pa :* :* :*

Pagseselos. Isang malaking bagay na hindi mo maiiwasan.




Ako, selosa din ako minsan. Kahit wala akong karapatang magselos, ganun pa din. Hindi naman masama ang mag-selos sa lumalandi o malapit sa crush o mahal mo. It’s natural. Sabi nga nila, wala daw ka raw karapatang magselos, kasi hindi naman siya sayong-sayo eh. Mali yon. As long as, may nararamdaman ka dun sa particular person na yun, natural lang ang magselos ka. Ipinaglalaban mo lang naman yung nararamdaman mo eh. Diba? Pero minsan yung iba hanggang crush lang. Haha.

Minsan kailangan madapa

Para malaman mo na nakatapak ka pa sa lupa at di nakalutang sa wala.

Minsan di naman mahirap magmove on,Mahirap lang kalimutan yung taong mahal mo kaya nahihirapan ka.

love my new DP

kinikilig ako pag nagseselos.......




... si gago




I love you panget! ==> JR BARREDO. :*

You have to learn that sometimes it isn’t love.

It’s just a feeling, a sudden feeling, and you just Over Reacted.

Sa tagal ng paghihintay ko, importante pa ba kung magmukha na akong tanga?

I hate that feeling.

That feeling when you’re expecting something from a person. That feeling that you know and he knows that he likes you, he adores you, he has something special for you, but yet he doesn’t make any move.




So you’re right there, waiting for him to ask you. Waiting for him to be ready. But not having any assurance that you’re waiting for something. So in the end, when you don’t get what you’ve expected, you’ll be left hurt, in pain and shattered.

He kissed my lips, I taste your mouth.

He pulled me in, I was disgusted with myself.




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Seriously. Whenever I’m with this “new” guy. Whenever we talk. Whenever we exchange text messages. I think of you. And it doesn’t mean that I’m going out with another guy is that I already forgot you. No. I don’t and I simply won’t. You’re simply the best thing that happened to me and no one can ever replace you.



Whenever this “new” guy would hold my hand, I remember those times when my hand was holding yours. Your warm hands. Those hands that were signs of our love. I would be happy if I hold your hands again, instead of letting others hold mine. I want to feel those warm fingers play with mine while we stroll, holding hands, swaying arms.



Whenever this “new” guy tries to kiss me, I turn back. Because once his lips touches mine, I feel disgraceful. Whenever he puts his lips in mine and tries to put his tongue inside, I feel disgusted, I turn back and slowly cry. Because the last time I did this was with you. Your lips, kissing mine. Those simple kisses and pecks. I want to feel your lips again. Because with your lips, I feel like you own me and I own you. Like we own the world. Like we’re the only people around.



Whenever this “new” guy would hug me, I remember those times when I was silently resting in your chest, with your arms around me. Those arms that were wrapped around my body. Those arms that made me feel protected. I want to hug you again. Hug you tight. And won’t let you go.



Never will I let you go. Again.

Ang sarap ipakain sa’yo ‘yang putanginang pride mo.

Why Are Girlfriends Jealous?

The main reason most girls are jealous is low self-esteem, insecurities, and lack of trust. Anyone can experience jealousy. Maybe she had a bad experience with a past boyfriend. Perhaps he cheated on her and she was really hurt over it. That would certainly cause problems of self-esteem.




One main reason girls tend to get jealous is over other girls, particularly ex girlfriends. They are worried that other girls might have something that they do not. Your girlfriend may feel that you could find other girls prettier, funnier, or smarter than she is. She may also be wondering if you still have feelings for your ex. All of these thoughts will lead to the fear that she could lose you.

Distance doesn’t ruin a relationship, doubts do.

Second chances? Life doesn’t throw those around like paper in a classroom.

If you have something good, don’t you let that go. If its really that good, people will be there striving to shoot you down, seeking to make you fall. Laughing at you when you cry, standing in ecstasy as you reach your downfall. You don’t always get second chances, don’t fuck up what you have because you might never get it back.

Kapag ako binato ng bato..

BRING IT ON B*TCH!~

Oo nga pala. Hindi nga pala tayo, hanggang dito nalang ako. Nangangarap na mapasayo.

Di naman sa senti ako. Most OPM songs are senti so don’t blame me

Flirt more.

It will hurt less.

Hindi ako tanga. Narinig ko yung sinabi ninyo.

Paguusapan ninyo na nga lang ako, hindi niyo pa magawang bumulong. Tsk.

Ang pinakamalupit na reply pag nainsulto

“Ah.”

JR BARREDO

Coz your lips tasted like sugar and I never tasted such sweetness like that before.

“Now, even though I miss you and it’s killing me inside, I know it’s for the best, we need to get on with our lives. Go on and forget me. And I’ll forget you too. Gotta put the past behind us. I’m so tired of loving you.”

Ang mahirap lang sa pagiging mag-MU ay:

Wala ka karapatang magselos kahit na sobrang nadudurog na puso mo kapag makikita siyang may kausap, katext, kasamang iba.


Walang kasiguraduhan na magiging kayo sa huli.

Hindi mo maiiwasang umasa.

Gusto mo sabihin sakanyang “Akin ka lang!” pero ano karapatan mo?

Wala ka ibang magagawa kundi maghintay.

Alam mo yung gustung-gusto mong sabihin sa kanya na tigilan mo na ang panlalandi sa ibang babae? Pero nagdadalawang isip ka na sabihin dahil natatakot ka na baka ang isumbat sa’yo: “Sino ka ba?”. Tapos wala ka pang kasiguraduhan kung kayo nga sa huli, kung sinasayang mo nalang ba oras mo o hindi.




Pero yung pinakamasaklap ata, eh yung, magising ka nalang isang araw, ni isang text, o pagpaparamdam, di nya nagawa. Yun pala, ayaw nya na sa’yo, kaya pala hindi na siya namamansin.

“Topic?”

Isa sa pinakamahirap na sagutin sa mga tanong ng iyong textmate/chatmate. Lalo pa’t gusto mo yung taong kinakausap mo. Nung una medyo okay pa, biglang dumating sa punto na tinanung nya ang putanginang tanong na “Topic?”. Bigla-bigla ka nalang magpapanic. Isip ng isip kung ano ang pwede. Dahil sa hindi mo naman alam ang likes at dislikes nya, nahihirapan ka. At dahil sa halos lahat na ng bagay sa mundo, maski ang dumi dyan sa kanto ng kwarto mo, napag-usapan nyo na, hindi ka na makaisip ng bagay na pwede nyong pagtalakan.




Syempre, dahil nga sa wala na kayong pinag-uusapan, bigla nalang hindi kayo magtetext sa isa’t isa dahil sa puro nakakatamad na lang ang nirereply nyo sa isa’t isa. Parang ganito..



Boy: Topic?

Ikaw: Ha? Ewan ko. Wala akong maisip eh. Ikaw mag-isip.

Boy: Wala rin ako maisip eh.

Ikaw: Aw.

Boy: …

Ikaw:…

*end of conversation*



So yun nga. Hanggang sa hindi na nga magreply. Hanggang sa hindi na kayo mag-usap. Hanggang sa mawala na siya sa’yo. Hanggang sa wala na.



End of your fake fairy tale. Chos.

Wake up, Frixy.

Don’t let yourself sleep in this hallucination and pain. Wake up. He doesn’t love you anymore. Use your head, don’t use your heart too much.




Wake up.

we have something and it makes me smile that we actually have it ♥

“Now, even though I miss you and it’s killing me inside, I know it’s for the best, we need to get on with our lives. Go on and forget me. And I’ll forget you too. Gotta put the past behind us. I’m so tired of loving you.”

isang araw...

Umakyat sa bundok si BF kasama si GF.




BF: Shit! Mahuhulog na ako! Tulungan mo ako!

GF: *Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF*



… If you love someone, you should let him go.



BF: TAAAAAAAAAAAANGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOOOO. *booogsh!* /dedz.

I’m trying to stay positive about everything right now. I have to admit, it’s so damn hard. Despite the negative thoughts I’m trying to set aside in my head, best believe that I’m trying my best to keep a smile on my face. I really am.

For the past 2 days or so, I’ve been thinkin too much at night. I wish I didn’t have such negative thoughts though. It kills me. I can’t sleep tight with something bothering me. I can’t stand it. I can’t stand this feeling.

Kaya mahirap magdedicate ng song sa isang tao habang kayo pa eh.

Pag narinig mo randomly, maaalala mo lang lahat, mapapamura ka ng malakas tas isisisi mo sa iTunes/iPod/music player/radio mo.




Hay nako. Life.

easy come, easy go.

Ang isang pag-ibig na kay daling dumating sa iyong buhay, ay madali ring mawala. Dapat kasi kinilala muna ang isa’t isa bago nagsimula ng pagmamahalan. Pinairal kasi ang landi. Tignan mo tuloy kung ano ka.

Kaya mahirap magdedicate ng song sa isang tao habang kayo pa eh.

Pag narinig mo randomly, maaalala mo lang lahat, mapapamura ka ng malakas tas isisisi mo sa iTunes/iPod/music player/radio mo.




Hay nako. Life.

Sometimes the littlest shit you do get to me in the biggest way.

When I was little, getting hurt would be falling on the ground and scraping my knee. Now, it’s different. To me, getting hurt is knowing that someone you liked/loved no longer has feelings for you. Someone who has either fucked with your heart or simply walked away when you needed them the most.

I wish things were back to how they were. I wish it was like how we first met. That’s what I really need right now.

2011 => please be good tome. ha?