So how would you know that you are watching a Pinoy movie?
1. Sasayaw ang loveteam sa likod ng puno ng buko kapag nasa beach ang eksena. Alternatebehind the puno. na lalabas ang ulo nila from
2. Ang kontrabidang babae yayakap sa bidang lalaki, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.
3. Ang pansit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pansit para sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin ng bida ang mga bata para kumain at kukumustahin niya ang pag-aaral ng mga bata habang kumakain sila. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng bala ang pamilya. Mamamatay si Anita Linda at sisigaw ang bida ng “Inaaayyyy!!!” at mangangakong ipaghihigante ito. Moral of the eksena: Ang pansit ay nakakamatay.
4. Kapag may magkaribal na babae, ‘yung mabait derecho ang buhok at may bangs. ‘Yung salbahe, laging kulot.
5. Sa Pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.
6. Sa Pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.
7. Kapag may mob na pupunta sa bahay kubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.
8. Alam mong moment of truth na kapag sinabi ng bida ang title ng pelikula (sample: Isang Bala Ka Lang or Kapag Puno na Ang Salop).
9. Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa kanyang mga goons, “Mga bata.”
10. ‘Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro, mabibitiwan ang bola at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Pagkatapos, may darating na sasakyan at itutulak ng bida ang bata at ‘yung bida ang papagitna ng kalsada. Naka-cross ang arms ng bida who is covering his face. Sisigaw ang bata ng, “Kuyaaa!” Next scene: Nasa ospital sila. Simula na ng drama.
11. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida pero umaaray siya kapag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady. Next scene: Nagla-love-making na sila.
12. Kapag sinabi ng kontabida sa bida ang masama niyang plano, sasabibin ng bida, “Hayop ka!”
13. Ang bidang babae, kapag katulong ang role siguradong iri-reveal ng amo na anak siya nito.
14. Ang nanay ng mayaman ay laging may pamaypay na pang-mayaman at ang nanay ng mahirap ay laging naka-duster.
15. Ang hideout ng kontrabida ay parating mansyon na may chicks na naka-hilira sa paligid ng pool.
16. Ang mga bida sa drama, kapag nakatanggap ng masamang balita laging may pinto sa likod nila para puede sila sumandal habang nag-i-slide dahan-dahan pababa, todo iyak at kung minsan with matching uhog.
17. Kapag hindi nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, “Mga inutil!”
18. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.
19. Laging mas maganda ang yaya ng bida kaysa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.
20. Kapag ang ending ng movie ay song-and-dance number sa beach o sa resort, ang huling frame shows the cast na tumatalon, sabay freeze.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Top 20 signs of a Pinoy flick
Saturday, February 6, 2010
do you miss someone?
Have u ever missed someone and felt terrible because u think that he/she doesn’t miss u?
Missing someone is terrible but at the same time…a sweet feeling.
U will be sitting around wondering if u meant anything to him/her.
Thinking if he/she ever cares about u.
Rushing to the phone/mobile once it rings hoping that it’s him/her. Looking out of the window hoping that he/she will surprise u by appearing downstairs.
Sitting in front of the television but thinking of him/her, missing the final episode of your favourite show.
Laying on your bed, thinking of the last time u were out together.
Thinking of how nice it will be to sit under the stars again, talking about everything, your dreams, plans, future.
romantic…
Logging on to the internet hoping to see him/her online. When u realise that he/she isn’t online and did not return your mail, U will start worrying if he/she is okay.
Missing someone is a way of growing up i guess. It exposes u to loneliness. It teaches u how to cope with being lonely and let u know that there is actually a feeling known as emptiness…..
Sometimes it feels good to miss someone. U know that u really care and u indulge in the feeling of loving and caring for him/her.
But missing someone and not knowing if he/she is feeling the same is terrible. U feel as if u are being left alone.
So if u miss someone, tell him/her and let them know. At the same time, ask if they miss u.
Don’t let the feeling of missing someone become jealousy or paranoia. If u are the one being missed and u know it, let the other party know. If u miss him/her too, tell them. Don’t let them wait. And if the one you are missing can’t/doesn’t reciprocate, MOVE ON!!
Life is short, so instead of being hurt & waiting around-Move on!! Believe in yourself & life, there’s someone out there waiting to miss U too!
Rules for Surviving the Game of Love
Do not fall in love every time you fall in bed.
…Learn to detach emotionally. Sex does not equal commitment.
Do not revolve your entire life around him/her. …Addiction is bad for your health!
Do not cling, act needy or demand. …Doormats are for your feet, not your heart.
It’s OK to say NO!
Stop talking so much.
NEVER reveal everything.
Do not grill them or their friends for information.
Master the art of LISTENING.
Treat him/her as you would your best friend.
Friendship creates long term love and comes before sex.
FORGET about fixing your partner. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
Your choice of partner is a reflection of who you are and who you are not!
Enjoy the moment first. Live in the present.
…Don’t worry about the ex’s or start naming your future children.
NEVER read their journal or go through their paperwork.
…If you have no trust, you have no relationship.
Allow space and freedom between you.
DO NOT always be available.
Calling frequently is a turn off and signals insecurity, neediness and control.
Open your eyes to lies and cheating, OR… close them, justify the bad behaviour, and live with the consequences.
Little or no eye contact? Start walking. They won’t even notice your gone.
Anyone preoccupied with their physical appearance and dress, usually have very little or nothing to offer from within.
…Look beyond the physical! Never compromise your values.
If you OVER give, you will lose your lover and his respect. DO NOT LOSE YOUR IDENTITY.
December/May relationships are great. However, seasons change and the May lover will sooner or later, hear the call of Spring.
If someone REALLY wants to be with you, they will be.
Sleeping with a married man? Don’t count on him divorcing anytime soon.
State your personal rules in the very beginning or expect them to be broken.
If they ask to be just friends, be just that and look elsewhere for a love partner.
If someone wants to really be with you, they will.
If they keep giving reasons for not calling or say they are extremely busy, GET THE HINT, leave them alone.
Marriage before thirty is an inevitable celebration for divorce.
Don’t ever give up your friends for him/her.
If your partner one day leaves you, be sure you have friends, money, a career and a life of your own which you never gave up.
…If you do not, who do you have to blame but yourself!
“Love isn’t something we hold, it is something we set free, It’s not something we just do, but it’s something we don’t imagine to be. Lastly, it’s not something we choose, it chooses us… “
Something you have to laugh about…
1) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
2) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
3) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
4) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
5) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
6) Devastation - sakayan ng bus
) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
8) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
9) Tissue - Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct - Ang pato
14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading - Unang Kasal
20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING>
22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
23) It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
27) Profit - Patunayan mo
28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
29) Backlog - bacon saka egg
30) Beehive - magpakatino ka
31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
32) Debug - ang ipis
33) Defrag - ang palaka
34) Defense - ang bakod
35) Defer - ang balahibo
36) Deflate - ang plato
37) Detest - ang eksamin
38) Devalue - ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang V
39) Devote - ang boto
40) Dilemma - brownout!, a!
41) Effort - ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane
42) Forums - apat na kwarto
43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
44) Thesis - ito ay…
CAdT officers batch 09-10 (buddies)
mahal na mahal ko ang mga toh!..iba na nga ang narating ng aming friendships..mula sa iba't-ibang ugali naging solid kami dahil sa CAdT...ito ang organization na pinasukan ko na di ko talaga malilimutan dahil sa kanila ko naramdaman ang halos kalahati ng experience ko sa highschool.kaya isa to sa itatago at iingatan ko forever..I <3 my buddies with all my heart!!!SOLID!..tinuring ko na silang kaisa ng family ko..madami na kaming trials na pinagdaanan at sabay-sabay namin un hinarap at patuloy na haharapin.^^
Friday, February 5, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
the art of letting do T.T
one of the reasons why people get so sentimental...
its because, memories are the only things that don't change...
when everything else does...
there are things in life that you can't hold on forever, no matter how much you fight for it.
sometimes destiny isn't always good, it becomes playful.
when you met someone you learned to love, you thought that it was destiny who made your paths cross.
but what if your making your paths cross is just a part of the game that the playful destiny create?
making you realize in the end that the person you thought that was destined for you wasn't really meant to stay...
but only destined to make you feel love and leave you when you've already fallen.
it's not easy to state a reason when you decide to leave your love.
some might think it's just an excuse...some might not actually believe...some will blame you...some might even be mad at you...
what they don't see is the fact that...
it hurts you even more to hurt someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt...
especially when you can't actually state the reason why you have to leave...
you can never own something that was never yours...so let's stop gripping on the things we expect to last forever...
nothing last forever.
forever is a lie.
everything is transitory.
so while you have something in your hand, put in mind that it's just borrowed...
so that someday when it's gone, it won't take you eternity just to let it go...
when your feelings get strong for someone, its always wise to stop for a while and give your heart....
a time to breathe
a time to use your mind to weigh the situation based on reason not on emotion...
because the saddest thing that can happen is when one fall in love while the other wants nothing more than friendship...
love can sometimes be magic...
but magic can sometimes be an illusion...
there are times when i wish that i was limited to certain emotions...
so that I'll never have to experience pain, never feel betrayed or disappointed, and never get my fragile heart broken...
but the same thing means that I'll never know how it feels to love and to be loved in return...
the thought of it kind of scares me...
to have a heart that's whole but numb...or a heart that's broken but real...
someday, we'll all be looking back to those days we learned to love, get hurt, cry, and fight.
maybe when that time comes, we'll be laughing at our old dumb selves...
realizing how stupid we were to stand up for things we knew weren't really meant for us.
but i guess learning takes time, and mistakes make one's journey fun...
life is what we make it.
love makes the world go round...
so let's live, love, and take whatever pain it brings...
though it's hard to wait around for something that i know will never happen...
it's harder to stop when i know its everything I've always wanted...
but you know what?
I'm glad...
I'm glad it happened...
we're good friends...
and I'm thankful for that...
KAREEM CHICO!
